Retard

Retard is the scientific name for the Teletubby species. However, this fact is hidden by the Jews, who want to use the Teletubbies to sodomize the children of Earth, especially superior White and Japanese kids.

He is the only one who has ever dated Your mother, which led to the birth of the mistake that is You, the one reading this article. He is autistic, much like every other teletubby. He has every single mental disorder under the sun, even those currently undiscovered by psychiatrists/psychologists, such as Autism, ADHD, etc.

Birth
Retard was born on April 1st, 1942, and his mother was one of many casualties of World War II. He survived however, and he somehow managed to live for 80 years.

Education
He somehow managed to pass Pre-K, and may have cheated his way to the 5th grade. However, he never graduated and is destined to be a failure.

Crime
On July 21, 1999, Retard decided to make a decision that only his namesake would do, which is to rob a bank. Due to his extreme stupidity, however, he was caught and was arrested on accounts of robbery and breaking and entering.

Physical appearance
Retard has some messed up teeth, and one of his eyes look the other way. It is presumed that he is very fat, and is incapable of moving due to his idiocy.

Trivia

 * He has repeated 5th grade multiple times.
 * He is a failure.
 * No one will miss him when he inevitably passes away.
 * He is fat.