Q*bert

"With great legs, comes great responsibilites, and I'm not having any of it..."

- Q*bert, 1982

Q*bert is one of Bowser's kids and is the only one of the family that is actually good. He is a orange creature with a nose similar to that of his dad's and has legs to hop around. Q*bert, along with Frogger, are one of the most strongest people ever due to their extremely good leg abilities. Q*bert is currently The Thirteenth Teletubby.

Q*bert and Chef Pee Pee helped Doomguy kill Joeson when he was attempting to murder Bart Simpson.