Bomberman

"ALLAHU ACKBAR!"

- Bomberman to the World Trade Center

Eric "Shirobon" Man, better known by his nickname Bomberman and also known as White Bomberman or just White Bomber, is a powerful robot capable of creating bombs to use against his enemies. He is a white-colored robot who has no mouth, and unlike other tubbies, he lives on a wide variety of planets due to him being a space traveler. Despite the fact he has no mouth, and presumably no genitals, he is still able to talk, piss, and fuck at the same time. He tends to hang around Tubbyville, smoking weed, and playing some good ol' pickleball. He is legally The Seventh Teletubby, after Juandale Pringle.

Appearance
Bomberman is a robot with a blue shirt and belt. Before his roboticization, he was a white guy wearing orange suspenders and a blue shirt, with a nice little hat with a red feather on it.

Birth
He was born on September 11, 1901. His mother and father are unknown, but fear not, as it wasn't incestuous at all. His mom apparently strategized the date of his birth according to an interview; "He's so cool I think in 100 years he will do something great!". She was right, to say the very least. Eric grew up on a farm and grew crops and shit.

Roboticization
Before becoming a robot, he was a simple human that did drugs, but then he discovered just how fun domestic terrorism is and started blowing up balloons and shit. Eventually, he decided to head on over to the underground facility of Bombercorp and become a Bomberman. It wasn't a very pleasent transformation, as he had been screaming in pain and his skin started melting off to be replaced with rubber and his bones being forcefully removed to turn into metal, but alas, he became Bomberman. He attempted to escape Bombercorp, but then they decided to call the military guards to ensure he doesn't escape and that he endures more anal sex from their services.

Bombercorp
He went through 50 layers of the factory until he came back on the surface. He turned back into a human and then had to destroy and rob gold from 150 different buildings and then counted his earnings. Eventually, he decided that if he was a human, then he wouldn't be able to mind control people and cause mass destruction.

Re-roboticization
He became a robot again. Not much more to say really.

100 years later on September 11th...
Main article: September 11 attacks

Bomberman decided he had enough of blowing the shit out of McDonald's that didn't give him a McFlurry cause the machines were broken, and decided to blow up the Twin Towers. In order to get away with it, he used his abilities in order to show a plane and make everyone think someone named Osama bin Laden did it.

Bomberman disappeared afterwards and only the editors of this wiki know about what he did.

Ben vs. Bomberman
Bomberman got in a fist fight with Talking Ben due to Ben deciding to prank call Bomberman. After 3 phone calls, the final one ending with Ben saying "Then you better go catch it!", Bomberman snapped and decided to go over there and deal with him personally. Ben gently opened the door, and then Bomberman, dressed as a Pizza boy, asked Ben if he ordered any pizza. Ben says no, but before he can say anything else, Bomberman uses his abilities and removes one of Ben's kidneys. After unpausing time, Ben kneeled down in pain, and then Bomberman took off his disguise and grabbed a bomb and threw it at him. Ben pleaded for mercy as he started coughing blood, and then the authorities were called and Bomberman nearly got arrested. However, Bomberman blew the shit out of the officers. He got away with all of it, and used his abilities to remove the incident from his criminal record.

The Wrong Kind of Blowing
Bomberman was in the middle of some romp in the hay with Guido and accidentally created explodium from his hot dog. Guido then blew up and then Bomberman ate his ashes.

Hudson's Demise
Main article: Fernando

Bomberman, while blowing up buildings and shit, accidentally blew up his work office, Hudson Soft, and was devestated. He decided to ask for the remains of the buildings to be purchased by KONAMI, which proved to be a mistake since they told him to fuck off. Nowadays, Bomberman mainly recieves profits from Quandale Dingle by giving him head.

Present Day
Nowadays, Bomberman is still blowing up buildings and is a refugee of the Tubbytronic Superdome raids. He sometimes sleeps with people and does an alternative form of blowing. He is most famous for his rapping career and video games.

He currently went on a date with, and eventually married, Pretty Bomber, his new wife.

Trivia

 * He doesn't have a mouth.
 * He is so fucking sexy.
 * He invented Bombs. Don't listen to the lies from your teacher, J. Robert Oppenheimer did not invent them.
 * Bomberman always terrorizes a Target into giving him what he wants.
 * He is a neo-nazi terrorist.
 * Fernando is his non-gomba doppelganger created by KONAMI.
 * Black Lives Matter.
 * The best game ever made.
 * Bomberman is The Seventh Teletubby.

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