Duke Nukem

"It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass."

- - Dick Kickem

Duke Nukem is an American hero and worldwide cultural icon who has repeatedly saved Earth from armies of hostile robots, alien invaders, and mutant pig cops. He is the protagonist of an entire franchise named after him.

He is currently married to John Lennon. His mortal enemy and ex-boyfriend is Doomguy.

Biography
At the start of Duke Nukem I, the evil Dr. Proton had successfully captured "Earth's largest city," and Duke was sent by the CIA to take it back. Duke successfully defeated Dr. Proton and his army of Techbots, thus saving all of humanity from enslavement. As a result, Duke became celebrated worldwide as the hero of Earth. It is also around this time that Duke was recruited by the secretive Earth Defense Forces and started his nationwide Duke Burger restaurant chain.

Sometime after defeating Dr. Proton, Duke began writing his memoir Why I'm So Great, a book all about his heroics. While presenting his book on a talk show in Neo Los Angeles, Duke was kidnapped by an alien race known as the Rigelatins, thus initiating the events of Duke Nukem II. Impressed by his show of skills against Dr. Proton, the aliens captured Duke with the intent of harvesting his "brain patterns" and using them to power the X5G Thinkomatic War Computer and ultimately conquering Earth. However, Duke escaped his imprisonment and fought the aliens on the Rigelatin homeworld. This ordeal ended with Duke crushing the Rigelatin leaders and escaping their planet in a Regelatin Skycar.